So about two days ago, I was at Dairy Queen and the gentleman at the counter accidentally spilled my smoothie as he was handing it to me. I was pissed, that was my hard earned drink. Want to know what I did in my outrage? I’ll give you two options: 1) I accepted his apology and enjoyed my drink or 2) I went back to my instincts as a primate and threw shit at the man. Still don’t know? I can make it easier. I did one of these and on the same day a woman at a Tim Horton’s did the other.
To save everyone some time, I did some research on this video myself. Apparently this happened about a day or two ago when some woman had a bit of a disagreement with an employee at a Tim Horton’s. If you aren’t familiar with what a Tim Horton’s is, picture a Dunkin Donuts with the kindness of a Chick-fil-A but in Canada. Usually Canadians are pretty nice people which makes me scared to even wonder what could have happened to make someone slightly angry with a Tim’s employee much less angry enough to go ahead and drop trou right in the middle of the restaurant and then proceed to throw it at another human being. But we don’t know the full story, for all we know this was a tryout to be the new pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. If you combine the insane willpower she must have in order to drop a doucette on command like that with the cannon that she calls an arm, she would definitely go in the first 3 rounds of the MLB Draft. Even though she took a dump on a public floor, we have to remember that she is a classy woman. Even with all of the emotions and quick innovative thinking that she was doing, she remembered to wipe. I woman with class like that is the kind of woman I would bring home to mom and dad.
Unbalanced 