Open Barrel- when you pour wine into your asshole and let it breathe for 5 minute then pour it into a glass and drink it as normal. May also be referred to as Browned and Aged Pinot-Noir.
I’m a little late on this since Wine Wednesday was yesterday, so you degenerates will have to wait until next week. This will give you time to think about what $6 bottle of wine will feel the best on your asshole. I’m not as big of a wine expect as Lebron James, but I’m sure this will bring out all the flavor notes. Cherry, nutty, earthy, are the major flavor notes that will hit your taste buds. After giving it a nice swirl in your mouth, you might noice notes of skin. Dwyane wade MIGHT have enjoyed some bottles of open barrel after getting shit pumped by the 76sixers. Let me know how this plays out might need to spice things up on Wine Wednesdays.
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