Formal in college is just high school homecoming without the parental supervision. I know most of you drank and hooked up in during homecoming anyway, but formal is on another level.
- Girlfriend or Boyfriend
Now, when I say girl you can interchange that will boy just for simpler writing I’m going to type girl. This date is just a form of a weekend get away for the both of them. The closest thing I can compare this to is parents getting a hotel for the weekend. If they request their own room you know they are hooking up that night.
2. Girl you meet that semester
This could be the most exciting and the biggest let down. Spending time with the person before formal gives you a sense of what to expect. If you are already hooking up, you can look to spice is up in the bed room; its always ass eating season. If you aren’t hooking up look to make a move. Maybe you open doors that show you the best sexual experience of your life. Formal brings out spontaneous sexual freaks.
3. Friend of a Friend
This one is short. If you are looking for some basic casual sex then this is your pick. You don’t want to be the laughing stock of the house for the next semester, so I wouldn’t tell her you have a piss fetish. Maybe you friend is taking a girl and she wants to bring a friend. Also, you can just black out if you want to. Very low expectations on both sides. If you do end up having sex, you will definitely be having sex with your friend and their date in the room. Who knows maybe you will be having sex at the same time?
4. Freshman
If you are a freshman, what better way to dive head first into an all you can drink extravaganza. Take another freshman. Most of you probably don’t know how to close so just take a breather and control that weiner or kitty Kat. Another way to be the laughing stock of the night is to be caught with a boner on the party bus. Drink that boner away and just enjoy the party. This is pretty much you reliving high school homecoming, except you can show your true self and not be an awkward fuck.
5. Solo
Drink away. If you are lucky you can steal (shark) the date of freshman, which is probably one of the funniest things to do during a formal.
(Disclaimer: Assuming all participants are 21 and over)
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