After years of pledge classes that couldn’t keep up with the standards that our older guys set, we finally found a pledge that I could be proud to say is one of the brothers. This kid Kevin was the full package, any time he walked into a room he pulled the entire crowd’s attention, women loved him, and he had a full chest of hair. He even claimed that he once fought Leonardo DiCaprio, we aren’t fully sure how true that is but nobody wants to fuck with him. He was by far the most alpha man in the entire house even as a pledge. The most unique thing about this kid was that HE IS A FUCKING BEAR!!!
We first met Kevin when we heard a commotion in the backyard. It sounded like there was a large raccoon or something going through our trash. Much to our surprise there was a damn bear going through the cooler left out from the darty. We thought he might be looking for food but it turns out he was putting down a full Natty can in about 2 seconds flat. After watching him down the better half of a case our rush chairman introduced himself and offered him a bid. With a mighty roar we knew we had the best pledge out of any other house.
The night we first met Kevin was considered a tryout for the team. Ever since we got him on our case race team we have gone undefeated and I’m pretty sure one of the assholes from across the street even shit his pants after Kevin glared him down after downing 12 beers.
It’s one thing to have signed a bear as a pledge, but now we needed proof. And what better proof than the composites. As a bear, Kevin didn’t know how to tie a tie or properly wear a suit and he definitely did not want to learn. In order to get him in the composite we made the other pledges dress him up and he fought back hard. We lost 2 of them and now the pledge pit in the backyard is getting a bit full, but at least Kevin was looking like a true part of the house.
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