Names will be referred to as Cain and Abel in the rest of the article. Hope all of you went to Bible Study.
Abel had a girlfriend, who he wanted to propose to in a big way. What bigger way to propose to your girlfriend then in the new Spider-Man video game? Abel tweeted at Insomnia Games asking if they could include an Easter egg with the words “Madison, will you marry me?”. Now, an easter egg is simply just a hidden message filled with images and much more. Its something that isn’t really suppose to be in the game, but the developers throw it in there. The Spider-Man game came out last week and what do you know…
Great!!! She must have said yes right??? Wrong!! Wrong as fuck!!! She dumped him and started dating his brother. So your ex-girlfriend is dating your brother? That is some demonic shit right off the bat. This kids name must be Abel cause his brother Cain just murdered him. How the hell do you take your brothers ex- girlfriend? That must be a magical female.
Finally, the developers found out about this from Abel tweeting them and posting a youtube video. Luckily, developers offered to change the wording. Thank the Lord. I would not be able to live with that inside of my favorite video game. Let alone as you can see his favorite marvel character.
What should the text be changed too? Let us know in the comments!!
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