“Slightly used” coffin is the way this starts out, so right from the start I’m out. However, if you are the type of person that likes morbid things and death this could be the kink for you. 30 hours in a coffin to win $300. First of all, thats like $10 an hour. You want me to get into a “slightly used” coffin for $10 an hour. You much be out of your fucking mind Six Flags. I thought the motto was “more flags more fun”. This sounds like a death trap.
I know this isnt Wall Street, but the strategy would follow Matthew Mcconaughey in ‘Wolf of Wall Street’. Just rub one out every couple bathroom breaks. Got to keep yourself in check. No one wants to implode inside of a “slightly used” coffin. In a weird way this is what most of us do when we find out about jerking off. Hide around for a couple days cause you think its the best thing since sliced bread.
That got kind of side tracked. Six Flags will provide food and drinks, so you won’t die of starvation. In the end, winning “could” get you $300, two Gold Season parking passes, and a bunch of Fright fest “things”. Also, if more than one person last the 30 hours it turns into a raffle. Might just have to scare off the other competitors. Make some weird noises inside the coffin. I don’t know.
Unbalanced 
555
LikeLike