You drive a hard bargain!!!

I really don’t know where to begin. Yeah, not having to work another day in your life after 30 sounds great. If you are single loner with no ambition to leave your house or consume any entertainment then yeah it “should” work.

$25,000 to $27,000 a year based on a family of three. These people must be starving themselves. What do you eat? Salad everyday? You have a kid! Like that kid might need 60 cents a day from the commercials to survive. Another family, $44,500 a year with two kids. If you watch the video you can see these kids eat almond shakes everyday, with a side of salad. Like are these kids even going to grow. I’m sure when these kids get older they are just going to look at their parents and ask for a real meal for once.

On to the next point, if you enjoy living in a house that looks like a thrift store then this is for you. People might mistake your house for an actually thrift shop. Buying everything used is a great way to save money if you are still living in 1980. You think these kids growing up in 2019 are watching VHS tapes. Scratch that the house has a tube tv with a build in VHS player. These poor kids are going to think they are in another planet when they see DVDs. Kid walks into a 3rd grade class room with everyone dancing to fortnite and snapchatting, and he’s over here listening to WGN 900 on his 1980 walkman, cause his parents don’t believe in spending money. Fuck, these kids will have trouble making friends.

 

Notice that the news anchors are probably in there 60s, which makes this better content. Frugal is an understatement. These people are just living off 25 cent noodles 6 days out of the week, with a salad and almond shake on the 7th.

 

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