Category: UrbanDictionary Word of the Day

Open Barrel- when you pour wine into your asshole and let it breathe for 5 minute then pour it into a glass and drink it as normal. May also be referred to as Browned and Aged Pinot-Noir.

I’m a little late on this since Wine Wednesday was yesterday, so you degenerates will have to wait until next week. This will give you time to think about what $6 bottle of wine will feel the best on your asshole. I’m not as big of a wine expect as Lebron James, but I’m sure this will bring out all the flavor notes. Cherry, nutty, earthy, are the major flavor notes that will hit your taste buds. After giving it a nice swirl in your mouth, you might noice notes of skin. Dwyane wade MIGHT have enjoyed some bottles of open barrel after getting shit pumped by the 76sixers. Let me know how this plays out might need to spice things up on Wine Wednesdays.

 

 

“LDC” aka “Little Dick Clique”

In another term, LDC is a members only club. I don’t know the qualification in which to join this club, but I would say anything under 4 strong, throbbing inches grants you access into this prestigious members only club. Now this club has no benefits other then being a proud member. I guess one benefit is that a girl would never stop having sex with you because it hurts. Now that could go both ways, she leaves or she loves that you aren’t big or average because you can have sex continuously. I’m not a gynecologist but I’m 60% sure that a small dick creates less friction meaning sex can last longer before her  labia begin to become sore. If she stays with you, at least you know she likes your personality. On that note, be a proud member of the LDC.

“The LDC is having a meeting today discusses the motion of the ocean. Bring your rhythm!!”

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Doucette – A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.

For what I was taught women don’t shit, they poop and they poop rainbows and unicorns. This word gives your girlfriend a passive aggressive way to tell you she just fucked up your toilet. It sounds cute and innocent based on my understanding of women’s doucettes (shits). If I have to use this word, females who are taking doucettes probably alter your nose and taste buds. The first time a girl takes a doucette and you happen to walk in during or for the aftermath, good luck looking at her the same way for the next couple hours. Unless, you are into that doucette.

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